My toaster caught on fire as I was looking at Brooklyn Vegan’s photos of Axl Rose and Sebastian Bach singing a duet at the Hammerstein Ballroom. No kidding. Flames billowed out from the toaster… all the smoke alarms in our house were screaming. I think it was a pyrokinetic reaction.

I shudder to think what would’ve happened if this duet went down about 16 years ago. As LT put it: *Dying. Melting. Dead.*

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